The Vibes

Dear Notes,

It was the first time you went to that kind of store...

As a token for your bravery in entering those world, you have chosen the least kinkier of them all...

On the scale of obviousness, it was so 1 out of 10...

That's how tame the V that you have chosen...

Because, it was only a souvenir for yourself, just like when you buy those T-Shirt or keychain or fridge magnet...just as a remembrance of  the place that you have visited...

But, back home, you were confronted

"Aren't you afraid?"

"Why? Why should I be afraid? "

"You know la.."

"What? I  don't know..."

"Seriously?"

"What is it? Will I get an electric shock from this?"

"No, I don't think so...never heard of that."

"So?"

"You know..."

"No, honey. I don't know..."

"Well..."

"Ya, well?"

"What if it gives you more pleasure than me?"

"Haaa???"


Errr.....hihihi....I feel you vibes....I feel you....AHAKS...

                                                                                             xoxo




The EnV of Mr. Bf

                                                                              

Sofa Kentang

Dear me,

I have registered you for a 5km fun run which will be held a month from tomorrow and you can only get a certificate if you do the 5km under 60 minutes.

No...I am not kidding. I am sorry that I do this to you but you see...it was fasting month and with the hungry demon in my stomach...you know I can't think straight when I am starving right? The peer pressure and the possibility of running with that handsome Minister...well, believe it or not...you are officially registered for the run babe.

Will he be there too?
Finger cross

Nope....you have no choice but to do the run because I have already paid for it.

I know....I know....Who the hell am I kidding right? Signing up for a 5km run seems ridiculous when you can't even walk 5 steps without gasping for air right? Yes...I know that you were too lazy that you don't even have a new baju raya this year because apparently shopping involves a lot of 'walking' Duhh...Yup...selfie or taking photo is a No No to you because of the double chin and the butt is bigger than the Kardashian's right? But, I've told you...it was the demon, not me!!



Ewww...that's huge!!
No?
 

Ohhh...alright... I will do the training with you. I will go and find your sport shoes. I know that you must have chuck it somewhere deep so it is hidden from your sight right?

Ok...ok... we will start tomorrow. What? It's hazy outside? Oh man....we cannot be running in the haze right? It's bad for health. Well...we start when the weather is clear then...when do you think that will be? Whatsapp me...I'll be here in front of the TV.

XOXO
Myself